I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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