Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
he fucked my hip out of place.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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