she was so not down for the gang bang
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
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Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
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there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
You almost got us killed.
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