Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
He kissed a someone with a penis
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
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