Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
Let's paint friendship bongs
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
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