I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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