So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
hell yes lets make some ravioli
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
We were destined to go to rehab together
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
Randomize
