That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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