No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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