Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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