i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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