Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
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Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
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I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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