I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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