I feel like I'm in dance class right now
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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