would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
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