Well apparently he's into motor boating.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
Randomize
