how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
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My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
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She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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