Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
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