Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
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Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
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Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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