I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
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he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
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he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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