this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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