I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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