i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
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I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Alive.
So much puke
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Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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