I'm going to jail i love you
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
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I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
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Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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