bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
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I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
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I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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