Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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