I'm eating all of the evidence.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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