i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
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I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
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Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
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