This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
It's rum buckets o'clock
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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