We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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