I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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