i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
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As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
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I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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