Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
No subtext here. People are naked.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
