dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
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she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
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I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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