drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
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Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
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was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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