It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
even my farts smell like vagina
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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