I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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