I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
foreskin is a definite game changer
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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