Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
There's even glitter on my cock...
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