i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
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did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
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I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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