i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
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