I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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