You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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