I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
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I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
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I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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