He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
my sisters under your porch take her home
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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