Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
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He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
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Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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