You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
My legs feel like baby dolphins
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
