when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
And the cops told us we were all naked.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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