She swung at the pinata with crutches
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
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He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
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If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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