Me too!
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
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