What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
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I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
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Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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