Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
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Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
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Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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