was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
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Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
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I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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