i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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