so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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