I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
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