You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
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sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
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I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
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