I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
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time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
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Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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