If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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